It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie Size:M A two-color mid-century architectural illustration

A two-color mid-century architectural illustration in black and red depicts the bowling alley with angular roofline

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Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads "Double" above five bold block letters spelling "DEUCE

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie Size:M A two-color mid-century architectural illustrationRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &